Continuing from last one.
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The Olympics made everyone crazy
White
subtitles make me crazy
My
husband drums ALL THE TIME it drives me crazy
sometimes
people think it's fine
to
leave their used condoms in our garden.
It’s
not fine.
2: people
on the bus try to get up on you
1: the
smell of urine mixed with perfume on the bus.
3: on the bus no one talks to me
B: the
number 20
A: the
number 20
All: the
#20 bus is the most useless bus in the universe. *
The
schedule is a farce, a farce
just
start walking, you will get there faster
in
the bitter cold it will drive right past you
then
it stops two blocks from where you got on and stays there till your brain explodes.
**Granville
Street! Granville Street! I HATE Granville Street! What did they do to Granville Street? Bring back Granville Street!
Granville Street! Granville Street!
I HATE Granville Street! What did they do to
Granville Street? Bring back Granville Street
Granville Street! Granville Street!
I HATE Granville Street! What did they do to
Granville Street? Bring back Granville Street!
Who
thought dead tree's were a good idea?!
Drunk
jocks on Granville Street!
Bring
back the greasy haired punks, the pot smokers!
The
homeless Thunderdome kids!
It's
an apocalypse!
I
am a 37 yr old woman. I have had two hundred and ninety periods.
Two
hundred and ninety periods
I
call BULLSHIT!
BULLSHIT!!!
I can't stand 30 days of rain
I
got into grad school but I cannot get a loan!
I
will never be able to afford a house in vancouver
I
will never be able to afford a house in vancouver
Cheap
housing means living with rats, fraying wires,
and
a furnace that could blow at any time.
In all my travels,
I
have never come across a people
who
whine more about money than Canadians
Don’t
get me started
Don’t
get me started
Don’t
get me started
Don’t
get me started (repeat this chorus under the next verse)
One of my biggest complaints is how
noisy restaurants are.
You
can't have a quiet conversation anywhere it seems.
I
blame the young people.
And
the open concept kitchen
(choir hums)
I just started a kitchen job... there
is so much waste!
My
parents lived for months in caves in Sicily during the war
Really,
you couldn't finish that one leaf of lettuce?
we
have nanotechnology but veggie bacon tastes terrible. (sop: Why?)
In
a city with so much rain, people can’t learn umbrella etiquette? (sop: Why?)
Stephen Harper- his clothes just don’t
fit (sop: Why?)
All: Traffic
calming doesn’t make me calm at all
Traffic
calming doesn’t make me calm at all
Traffic
calming doesn’t make me calm at all
my
feet are cold
it
is too bright.
my
eyes feel too large.
High: those
huge baby strollers.
low: cell phones should be waterproof
high: normal
humans against photoshop!!!!!
Low: drivers
who do not stop
High: I
love Monday Night Martinis
Low: but
I hate Tuesday mornings
High: Cyclists go the wrong way on the seawall
Low: I can barely see the mountains
Gals: Women
wearing Lululemon
Guys: Not
enough women wearing Lululemon
Gals: Women
wearing Lululemon
Guys: Not
enough women wearing Lululemon
All: all bathrooms should have coatracks. No
one wants to put their jackets on the
floor!
happy
planet my ass, mr. Robertson!!!
I really have nothing to complain about
really.
You ever seen the video of the guy with no
arms or legs
from Australia
who can surf.
He is so damn positive
and if he can be then I will always try as
well.
Although I’m sure there is something he
complains about
proper nouns should not be allowed
in scrabble.
All: don’t
get me started
don’t
get me started
don’t
get me started
don’t
get me started
don’t
get me started (sop: don’t get me started)
don’t
get me started (sop: don’t get me
started)
I
mean honestly
I
mean honestly
Etcetera.
Etcetera!
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* bus #20 is the one on Commercial Drive, where you can not tell who is artist and who is homeless.
** Granville St. used to be quiet, with local look, now it looks like a visitor area with lots of Tycoons.